How Fucked Up Is This Familly?
Huckleberry’s HIV Island
When 16 -year old Mike Huckleberry a.k.a. Huckabee first joined the world of non-secular show business, he astonished his audience a.k.a. congregation by turning a gallon of water into a gallon of wine a.k.a. red water. Never mind that this is a lesson he picked up in chemistry class, the goal was to “razzle-dazzle them, and they’ll make you a star”.
Preacher Huck has taken his act on the road and the reviews have been flawless as he delivers one liners night after night. Recently his line about “Jesus was too smart to ever run for President” had a republican audience and political pundits laughing hysterically as if they had just seen the second coming of Rodney Dangerfield.
The mainstream and liberal press has been fawning all over the Preacher man for months. We all love it when fat people get thin, i.e. Star Jones, Oprah Winfrey, Carnie Wilson, and Oprah Winfrey again. He is the affable sort of evangelical, the kind you would like to sit down and have a cold near-beer with. However, let’s call a spade a spade. He was a fat bastard who ate everything insight and through prayer, got thin. His weight loss was dramatic; I applaud anyone who has the tenacity to loose that much weight as well as those who are wealthy enough to pay for the surgery.
In 1990 Ronald Reagan apologized for his “neglect of the epidemic” while he was President. This is the man who all Republican candidates want to model themselves after. Someone who sat idly by and watched thousands die because he was too homophobic to do anything about it. His death was celebrated by a 24/7, two-week funereal that made me nauseous to watch.
Even the father of the current president signed an American with Disabilities Act in 1990, protecting those with HIV from discrimination. On November 7, 1991, Magic Johnson announces he is HIV positive and the planet goes into a tailspin because if it has entered the world of sports then certainly the end of the world must be near. Thus in 1991 a Roper poll concluded that most Americans did not think enough was being done to fight AIDS and that more education was needed.
In 1992, somewhere between his chicken fried steak and cream gravy, Huckabee wrote “If the federal government is truly serious about doing something about the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague.” He added “Homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural and sinful lifestyle and we know it can pose a dangerous public heath risk.” Hello, preacher man, can I hear gluttony in the house, you hypocritical homophobic fat fuck?
What could his plan have been? Was he going to send us to Guantanamo Bay? Were we going to get all of our taxes that we had paid into this country back? If he was so close to Jesus that he validated his parking, then why didn’t he just ask Jesus to heal those with HIV?
The reason it doesn’t make sense is because it is moronic. Just like the fact that he now wants all undocumented workers to pay a fine, and then be shipped home, then return at a later date with processed paper work. An illogical premise that makes Lou Dobbs look brilliant, or using taxpayer money to fund a marathon funeral for Reagan who allowed thousands of people with AIDS die without uttering the word.
Sometimes it is hard to find rationality in evangelical hypocrisy and Mr. Huckabee is no exception. Today, while he refuses to reacnt or retract his position on isolating those with HIV, he is skirting around a decision he made to release a convicted rapist, Wayne DuMond from prison. It seems that since Mr. DuMond had found Jesus in prison (seems to hang there a lot), Mr Huckabee convinced the parole board to set him free. No isolation or guarantene for this serial rapist. Set free by the isolationist, he went on to rape and suffocate 39 year old Carol Sue Shields. It seems that one must have a warped sense of morality to release a criminal, yet isolate the sick.
Given a chance on Sunday by none other than Fox News to recant some of his comments made in 1992, the Huckster refused to back down or budge. He sited, as a reason the well know case of Kimberly Bergalis, who had supposedly contracted the HIV virus from her dentist. Even though by this time, it was well documented that HIV was not airbourne and the Bergalis urban legend was debunked when we found that she wasn’t the “virgin” she painted herself out to be as she had been diagnosed with genital warts and STD’s.
Today, Mr Huckabee claims that his administration “will be the first to have an overarching strategy for dealing with HIV and AIDS” and for a man who seems to be one gene pool away from Fred Phelps, this frightens me. Personally, I find the venom in his verbiage is poison and offensive to the memory of our friends that are no longer here to call him out on it. I think I can speak for them when I say that Mike Huckabee might have lost weight but he is still a pig.
When 16 -year old Mike Huckleberry a.k.a. Huckabee first joined the world of non-secular show business, he astonished his audience a.k.a. congregation by turning a gallon of water into a gallon of wine a.k.a. red water. Never mind that this is a lesson he picked up in chemistry class, the goal was to “razzle-dazzle them, and they’ll make you a star”.
Preacher Huck has taken his act on the road and the reviews have been flawless as he delivers one liners night after night. Recently his line about “Jesus was too smart to ever run for President” had a republican audience and political pundits laughing hysterically as if they had just seen the second coming of Rodney Dangerfield.
The mainstream and liberal press has been fawning all over the Preacher man for months. We all love it when fat people get thin, i.e. Star Jones, Oprah Winfrey, Carnie Wilson, and Oprah Winfrey again. He is the affable sort of evangelical, the kind you would like to sit down and have a cold near-beer with. However, let’s call a spade a spade. He was a fat bastard who ate everything insight and through prayer, got thin. His weight loss was dramatic; I applaud anyone who has the tenacity to loose that much weight as well as those who are wealthy enough to pay for the surgery.
In 1990 Ronald Reagan apologized for his “neglect of the epidemic” while he was President. This is the man who all Republican candidates want to model themselves after. Someone who sat idly by and watched thousands die because he was too homophobic to do anything about it. His death was celebrated by a 24/7, two-week funereal that made me nauseous to watch.
Even the father of the current president signed an American with Disabilities Act in 1990, protecting those with HIV from discrimination. On November 7, 1991, Magic Johnson announces he is HIV positive and the planet goes into a tailspin because if it has entered the world of sports then certainly the end of the world must be near. Thus in 1991 a Roper poll concluded that most Americans did not think enough was being done to fight AIDS and that more education was needed.
In 1992, somewhere between his chicken fried steak and cream gravy, Huckabee wrote “If the federal government is truly serious about doing something about the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague.” He added “Homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural and sinful lifestyle and we know it can pose a dangerous public heath risk.” Hello, preacher man, can I hear gluttony in the house, you hypocritical homophobic fat fuck?
What could his plan have been? Was he going to send us to Guantanamo Bay? Were we going to get all of our taxes that we had paid into this country back? If he was so close to Jesus that he validated his parking, then why didn’t he just ask Jesus to heal those with HIV?
The reason it doesn’t make sense is because it is moronic. Just like the fact that he now wants all undocumented workers to pay a fine, and then be shipped home, then return at a later date with processed paper work. An illogical premise that makes Lou Dobbs look brilliant, or using taxpayer money to fund a marathon funeral for Reagan who allowed thousands of people with AIDS die without uttering the word.
Sometimes it is hard to find rationality in evangelical hypocrisy and Mr. Huckabee is no exception. Today, while he refuses to reacnt or retract his position on isolating those with HIV, he is skirting around a decision he made to release a convicted rapist, Wayne DuMond from prison. It seems that since Mr. DuMond had found Jesus in prison (seems to hang there a lot), Mr Huckabee convinced the parole board to set him free. No isolation or guarantene for this serial rapist. Set free by the isolationist, he went on to rape and suffocate 39 year old Carol Sue Shields. It seems that one must have a warped sense of morality to release a criminal, yet isolate the sick.
Given a chance on Sunday by none other than Fox News to recant some of his comments made in 1992, the Huckster refused to back down or budge. He sited, as a reason the well know case of Kimberly Bergalis, who had supposedly contracted the HIV virus from her dentist. Even though by this time, it was well documented that HIV was not airbourne and the Bergalis urban legend was debunked when we found that she wasn’t the “virgin” she painted herself out to be as she had been diagnosed with genital warts and STD’s.
Today, Mr Huckabee claims that his administration “will be the first to have an overarching strategy for dealing with HIV and AIDS” and for a man who seems to be one gene pool away from Fred Phelps, this frightens me. Personally, I find the venom in his verbiage is poison and offensive to the memory of our friends that are no longer here to call him out on it. I think I can speak for them when I say that Mike Huckabee might have lost weight but he is still a pig.
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