The Official Gay Spokesperson of The World

Please allow me to introduce myself.

I am THE OFFICIAL GAY SPOKESPERSON OF THE WORLD™

I was elected in 1980 by The Gaygendas, a Skull & Bone’s homosexual spin off.
I have worked undercover for years and have personally been responsible for most advancement made for the GLBTQ community. While many political groups exist that claim to represent our issues, they are in fact Communistic Televangelist who are not to be trusted.

As THE OFFICIAL GAY SPOKESPERSON OF THE WORLD™, I give of myself and ask nothing in return. The Gaygendas have created my reality. While much of my work has been conducted in the United Kingdom, Australia, and the Netherlands, I have also been part of the movement in North America. Now that this United States of America is in it last year of Televangelist Communistic rule, I will be part of the movement to select the new government to move forward the rights of most.

The Gaygendas represent all members of our community except for the wealthy. We feel they are represented enough. I refuse to speak for them, to them but will speak about them. While they wine and dine with your donations, I will verbally kick the ass of Jesus freaks, neo-cons, extreme right wingers, and the self loathing homosexual republican movement.

As a community, we have long lacked someone to speak for us officially and, in addition to being anointed by The Gaygendas, I called first dibs and therefore, logic should allow me to be that person.

While those in other countries have questioned my anonymity, they have respected my work. Consider me your Mother Teresa with a side of Fred Phelps.

Please look forward to my work.

THE OFFICIAL GAY SPOKESPERSON OF THE WORLD™