Pat Boone Speaks Big Yet Totes a Small Stick
No, It is NOT Mr. International LeatherMany of you may not know who Pat Boone is। Some of you are probably too young to even remember his daughter Debbie Boone who sang "You Light Up My Life" and then was never heard from again. Pat Boone was was the star in the 50's, became an evangelical, and was never heard from again until he appeared on the American Music Awards a few years ago looking like he was attending a S&M convention for old tired queens। (See above)
Seems that whoever said big gifts come in small packages had it backwards as shown in the NSFW photo. Anyway, Pat and lil dick are taking on "the gays" cause, well because that is just what religious nutcases do.
Here is a copy of his letter;
Hello friends this is Pat Boone a fellow Kentuckian by descent from grandaddy Dan'l. I've always been proud of Kentucky's stance on patriotic, military and moral issues; a great heritage. Now, as an American and a Christian I am very conservative about the upcoming governor's election. Ernie Fletcher is a typical Kentuckian, he's worked long and hard for the state, its people, and its traditions. And, of course, he has come under attack by political opponents and now he faces a man who wants his job who has consistently supported every homosexual cause: same sex marriage, gay adoption, special rights, to gay, lesbian, bisexual, even transgender individuals.
The problem (inaudible) gay advocacy groups (inaudible) enthusiastically endorse Beshear, knowing he's their guy. Kentuckians have already voted to amend the state constitution to prohibit same sex marriage. Now, do you want governor who'd like Kentucky to be like another San Francisco? Please reelect Ernie Fletcher.
This message paid for by the Kentucky Republican Party.
It is just amazing when old washed up stars come out of the closet in order to put others back in it.
Jack Jett
Labels: AMA's Republican, Gay marriage, Hustler, Jack Jett, Kentucky, Pat Boone's Pensi, Queerty.

1 Comments:
Wow! I never knew the flashlight little Debbie sang about in You Light Up My Life was so tiny.
"ooh...lookie! Just what I always wanted for Christmas, except a bigger one!"
November 8, 2007 8:48 PM
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