GOP Retreats Can Be Fun....but NOT GAY
CROSS-DRESSING WHORE MONGERING STATE REPRESENTATIVE
Cross Dressing Right Winger
Washington State Representative Richard Curtis is “not gay”, however in his spare time while attending a GOP retreat, he found time to don some women’s lingerie and engage in homosexual activity at the Hollywood Erotic Boutique in Spokane. It should go without out saying that Mr. Curtis consistently votes anti gay.
The cross-dressing right winger was seen on the receiving end of some oral sex at the “Boutique”. Richard Curtis chooses a tasteful, yet fun wardrobe that consisted of red stockings and a black sequined lingerie top for his outing. Rep. Curtis then arranged to meet up with a 26 year old man named Cody Castagna, who has a rap sheet as long as his money maker. Cody said that Curtis had agreed to pay him $1000 for sex. The two rented a couple of XXX rated gay porn flicks and went from the “Boutique” to the hotel boudoir.
This is where the story gets crazy. The two had anal intercourse (that sounds gay) and Curtis was the bottom. The right wing receiver explained to police that the hooker’s semen would be on the inside of the condom, while his DNA (Dick’s) would be on the outside. If this is too graphic, you should stop reading here.
Castagna called the Representative a “freak” and said that he liked getting it up his anal love canal while wearing women’s lingerie. This is gayer than I have ever been in my life and that is saying a lot. Representative Curtis then offers up a $1000 for some unprotected anal sex, and Castagna agrees. Then, like any good family man, he refused to pay, and like any good hooker, Castagan rips off his wallet when this non-gay GOP’er fell asleep. This is when the shit hit fan.
With Castagna in possession of his wallet, he tried to bargain with the Washington State’s finest to return the wallet in exchange for the money for services rendered.
Curtis flipped out, called the cops which in turned blew his closet wide open.
While collecting evidence from the room, an officer found a plastic sack that contained a doctor’s stethoscope, and some nylon rope, which Representative Curtis claimed had nothing to do with the sex act. Richard is a very kinky girl, the kind you don’t bring home to wifey.
In my opinion, this man created his own hell and now he should burn in it. However, I do think it is worth repeating that Representative Richard Curtis is not gay, and I am the walrus.
Jack Jett
Washington State Representative Richard Curtis is “not gay”, however in his spare time while attending a GOP retreat, he found time to don some women’s lingerie and engage in homosexual activity at the Hollywood Erotic Boutique in Spokane. It should go without out saying that Mr. Curtis consistently votes anti gay.
The cross-dressing right winger was seen on the receiving end of some oral sex at the “Boutique”. Richard Curtis chooses a tasteful, yet fun wardrobe that consisted of red stockings and a black sequined lingerie top for his outing. Rep. Curtis then arranged to meet up with a 26 year old man named Cody Castagna, who has a rap sheet as long as his money maker. Cody said that Curtis had agreed to pay him $1000 for sex. The two rented a couple of XXX rated gay porn flicks and went from the “Boutique” to the hotel boudoir.
This is where the story gets crazy. The two had anal intercourse (that sounds gay) and Curtis was the bottom. The right wing receiver explained to police that the hooker’s semen would be on the inside of the condom, while his DNA (Dick’s) would be on the outside. If this is too graphic, you should stop reading here.
Castagna called the Representative a “freak” and said that he liked getting it up his anal love canal while wearing women’s lingerie. This is gayer than I have ever been in my life and that is saying a lot. Representative Curtis then offers up a $1000 for some unprotected anal sex, and Castagna agrees. Then, like any good family man, he refused to pay, and like any good hooker, Castagan rips off his wallet when this non-gay GOP’er fell asleep. This is when the shit hit fan.
With Castagna in possession of his wallet, he tried to bargain with the Washington State’s finest to return the wallet in exchange for the money for services rendered.
Curtis flipped out, called the cops which in turned blew his closet wide open.
While collecting evidence from the room, an officer found a plastic sack that contained a doctor’s stethoscope, and some nylon rope, which Representative Curtis claimed had nothing to do with the sex act. Richard is a very kinky girl, the kind you don’t bring home to wifey.
In my opinion, this man created his own hell and now he should burn in it. However, I do think it is worth repeating that Representative Richard Curtis is not gay, and I am the walrus.
Jack Jett
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